Mission: Nuclear movement, Accomplished

In dramatic developments that began unfolding monday morning, The Centre for Boyish Timepass(CBT, also called the Centre for Bull shiT) informed news agencies that the mission nuclear movement was a phenomenal success. The mission, which was a huge joint effort, combining the talents of people based out of Mumbai, Chennai and Bangalore, was the result of careful planning over 2 weeks.

Weak intelligence inputs were being received by CBT for over a month, but on 21st june RAW agent Balram Naidu, sent definite information with agent 740 that there was huge disturbances near Jakkore, Bangalore and that a major catastrophe was in the offing. On receiving the information, Naren Ganpathi, Head of Operations at CBT, based out of chennai, decided to advance the coming of the catastrophe and if possible make it even bigger. So a plan was hatched. The mission was initially called Nuclear Movement into suhas' heart.(for those weak in hindi, nuclear is anu and movement can also be termed as ja) But it seemed a lot like a clue for a cryptic crossword, and invaribly people would think the answer is an anagram of suhas, and then try to figure out who or what hasus or usash or something of that sort was. Not realising that Suhas himself was the person involved. Another name that was thought of was Mission nuclear bomb(nuclear = anu; bomb = gundu = fat; as to what she is). But due to fear of sanctions this name was also rejected. Finally it was agreed that the name mission nuclear movement was good enough.

once the name was decided, Naren Ganpathy ordered agent 740 to return to bangalore and carry out the sensitive mission. she was asked to deliver a Meillandine Rose to the source of nuclear energy on the 30th of june. The date was chosen as it was on this day 20 years ago the reactor went into operation with the first controlled fission reaction. A card with a cryptic message, which implied some sensuality was also to be attached.

This part of the plan was implemented successfully but for one hitch. The sensuality was misinterpreted as brotherly love. But not ones to give up , agent 740 with loads of help from agent 753 began planting doubts into the control system of the nuclear reactor. At around the same time, the head of CBT 05, Brat was also informed that a fake id similar to suhas' had been created and was ready for use(agent 753s brilliant idea). Bringing all his experience into play, he shot of a communication , as though from suhas to a Miss. Anuja. The letter didn't leave much to the imagination, and was frightfully direct. The mission was accomplished.

The catastrophe could have been grander had it not been for interference from the left parties(read heart/courage) of Suhas who threatened to withdraw support from the centre, as they felt joining forces with the liberals would be against their ideology. But, we are informed by sources, that the prime misinster is still very keen that the deal go through, and may even ask CBT to take the deal to the IAWA(international anuja wooing agency?) in the near future.

note: all characters in this report are fictional. any resemblance to anyone living or dead is purely coincidental. this is especially true of the characther brat, who though alive at present, after writing this and the letter may not survive too long.

all things done were done in pure jest, assuming suhas' and anuja's sense of humour. any inconvenience caused is definitely not regretted.