Cow Swats Mosquito mercilessly

Blue Cross in Dilema

In major developments emanating from Chennai a cow swatted a mosquito to within inches of his life. This mosquito, who was the cow's ex had now become an irritant to her as he was coming in the way of her new love interest, a creature which looks like solidified coca cola with a porcupine head.

The police have decided to arrest the cow and this has put the Blue Cross in huge dilema. By the principles on which the bluw cross was established, it has to protect all animals from human attrocities. But if it was seen as supporting the cow, the powerful mosquito lobby(the main attack weapon of the animals against humans) will be offended and may even choose to support the humans to avenge this.

Operation Naren's Treat Successful

After a week of intense planning and military like execution, the Charity of Blessed Thought announced on saturday the success of its massive fund raising drive called Operation Naren's Treat. A fact known to only a select few till saturday was that the operation's code name amongst the top brass of the charity was operation treat Naren and not naren's treat.

A total of Rs. 1478/- was raised from this drive informed the charity's head Bharat Sridhar. He also added that the major contributors were Miss Raashi S, Miss Nandini M and Miss Ramya N who wished to repay the debt to society they incurred by torturing a poor mosquito and the cow he lusted after. (To the uninitiated, Suhas is often called Kosu)

Another noteworthy contributor was Miss Anuja C who wished to share the joy she got by doing well in her examinations qwith people who were less priviliged.

Bharat S, who also heads the Centre for Boyish Timepass also informed us that he was now getting threats from various quarters and had even considered going underground. But he decided against it as he felt that the people issuing these threats weren't competent enough to do anything to such a benovelent person as himself.

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