Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Cow Swats Mosquito mercilessly

Blue Cross in Dilema

In major developments emanating from Chennai a cow swatted a mosquito to within inches of his life. This mosquito, who was the cow's ex had now become an irritant to her as he was coming in the way of her new love interest, a creature which looks like solidified coca cola with a porcupine head.

The police have decided to arrest the cow and this has put the Blue Cross in huge dilema. By the principles on which the bluw cross was established, it has to protect all animals from human attrocities. But if it was seen as supporting the cow, the powerful mosquito lobby(the main attack weapon of the animals against humans) will be offended and may even choose to support the humans to avenge this.


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